Thoughts and advice from my 10 year old self (10 year old me is bored)

10 year old me is bored

I’m usually bored on a Sunday

Mum says

I should play my guitar

But

I don’t want to

I ask my sister if she will play with me

But

She is playing with her stupid doll

I ask my Mum

But

she is washing up and then doing Open University

AND that’s what she is ALWAYS doing

I go to ask my Dad

But

He’s asleep

I decide to go upstairs and look in my toybox

AND think hard about what it might be like

To be nearly 40 and a parent of a 10 year old.

Spellings have stopped being sent home. Today I found my personal file written by me aged 10.

There are some strangely surprising thoughts within. This appeals to my list vice.

School Spellings for a Daughter aged 11 (Part 2)

TELESCOPE for the pope and a

TELESCOPIC

TELEVISION given via

TELEPHONE by a telefriendly

TELEPHONIST. Climb on up my

TELEGRAPH and we’ll

TELEPORT via

TELEPATHY. Here receive this

TELEGRAM with a

TELEPHOTO pleasantry.

These spellings have been lifted from another school. Perhaps the teacher used to work there.

School Spellings for a Daughter aged 11

It was

AUTOMATIC to give an

AUTOGRAPH on the

AUTOBAHN in the

AUTOMOBILE in question. The

AUTOMATION was exquisite and his

AUTOBIOGRAPHY a thrill. His tale was played on an

AUTOHARP without

AUTOPSY or

AUTONOMY. He was a true

AUTOCRAT and we liked that and his love for Deuteronomy!



The first spellings for 2013 have finally arrived. These are for an 11 year old daughter!
I don't know much about Autos. I do not drive.

School Spellings for a 10 year old daughter part 5 (B & C)

B

They were the
MOODY times. They were the
MOODIER of times! The
MOODIEST was to be the winner. The
MOOD was what mattered to each moody sinner. They
TERRIFY themselves and others. He
TERRIFIES her into tatters. They are bathed in
TERROR. Now they are whimsically
HUNGRY. She is
HUNGRIER but he is by far the
HUNGRIEST. They share their
HUNGER by gazing at wrapped complex biscuits.


C


The
ECSTATIC SON SOON BECAME
DESPONDANT. HE WAS
DEVASTATED AT THE
MONSTROUS NEWS THAT
PETRIFIED AND
TERRIFIED THE WHOLE VILLAGE. HIS
MOROSE BROTHER WAS NOW
DELIGHTED yet appeared to be
DISGRUNTLED AT THE SHOCKINGLY SECRET NEWS.


My Son aged 7 gets secret spellings. He is tested in the classroom. Spellings for seven year olds are not allowed off the premises.

School Spellings for a Daughter Aged 10 part 4 ( C)

C

His

REIGN was average. He

ROWED through much

WASTE up to his

WAIST. Bring forth the

BOARD to the

BORED, if he speaks

ALOUD he will be not

ALLOWED to be my

KNIGHT of the Shush when it is

NIGHT.

School Spellings for a Daughter Aged 10. Part 3 (A,B and C)

CITY starves all

CIVIL thoughts becoming a sad

CIRCUS

CIRCLE stuck in a

CERTAIN sort of

CELLAR selling out for a stupid

CENT. In his

CELL, the

CYST

CYNIC finally explodes.

Cereal Box Cyclone

The

CELERY

CENSUS occurs every

CENTURY in the

CENTRE of a

CEREAL Box

CYCLONE. 1

CYLINDER

CYCLIST collates all the info. Only the

CYNIC is

CYNICAL

CIRCUMFERENCE of the

CIRCUMSTANCE is purely down to the

CIRCULATION of the

CISTERN. A

CERTFICATE is awarded  at the 3 degrees

CENTIGRADE

CEREMONY and the

CENTIPEDE

CENTENARY is now flushed into the

CEMETERY

It's hard to create a Cereal Box Cyclone

School Spellings for a Daughter aged 10 Part 2 (A,B and C)

 

I think this week's spellings may have been created by a human. Although Part C spellings are a little bizarre and fiendish and have a muchly random quality that could possibly be some form of low frequency words! 
I had to look up a word.

DO IF A

At the low

BOUGH he gave a little

COUGH, as delivering the

DOUGH was really quite

ENOUGH. Better

PLOUGH through

THOUGH quickly. Coz what he

BOUGHT was very much

SOUGHT after and not an after thought.

DO IF B

HAPPILY but

PRETTILY she

LAZILY laid down the

HUNGRILY often

WINDILY sounding baby as it

READILY added to its

HEAVILY soiled nappy.

EMPITILY the baby stared back.

DO IF C

It really is

BINARY as the

AQUAPLANE of the

AERODYNAMIC

SUPERPOWER will land on the

MICROCOSM right in the centre of

AUDITORIUM. Perhaps we could

EXPORT it afterwards and send it as a

TRANSACTION to the

PRIMATE with the most

GRAPHIC cunning!

They all agreed enthusiastically
for fear of execution.

Spellings for a daughter aged 10 (A,B and C) These are MEDIUM frequency words

YOU CAN NOT HIDE FROM THE FREQUENCY SPELLINGS


Do if A

the

baby had a

head that often

heard a

happy tune.

‘Those and

these the

word is please. We’ll

work the

world for

sure with ease’

Do if B

Our

Brother of the

Children with figgy leaf

Clothes,  in the  

Garden of the Rose. `We must worship our

Great

Father and  Great

Mother for ever and ever and EVER on this

earth in the

world and always and totally on their

birthday. Amen Alady Agreeting

Do if C

Something brushed past him

swimming,

suddenly chasing a shoal.

Sometimes you find out it’s quite

important as a

whole in certain types of sea. Great

White sharks will only be best

friends

during ones

birthdays.  This was not his birthday!!

My Bear : High Frequency words for a son aged 7 (121-130)

   MY

   BEAR

   CAN’T bear to be cuddled

   EVER again. The crazed

   CAT with

   LONG claws extended her paws, shredding  furry

   THINGS once soft. He sits and manically grins with his

   NEW hidden filling.

   AFTER the incident, he

   WANTED eternal teddy life and is now destined to

   EAT needles and pins and feel
   each pained giant piercing knife.

    This is my Teddy
    He is called Teddy

    words 121-130

Would you : High frequency words for a son aged 7 (111-120)

WOULD you

OR would you not? He

TOOK to

SCHOOL to

THINK. At

HOME he took to drink. Now

WHO

DIDN’T go? We’d like to know, as he

RAN over with

KNOW’ing wink.

Words 111-120