The Family Competitive Attempt : Spellings for a son aged 6 (part 13 a,b,c and d)

Wind up your Willows (by me aged 37 and 11/12ths)

I’ve been secretly digging for golden

fudge under the

hedge near Judge

Bridge. Don’t tell the

podgy man with tea-cozy shaped

badger on his head, or he’ll

lodge a complaint with those with the sugary Know-

ledge. Always best to keep a wink and your one

nudge to yourself, only giving up the Pick and Mix

Badge of Superiority when the

Dodge Ball of Justice comes to point its telling finger.

.

Badger Birthday (by a daughter aged 10 and one sixth)

I’ve hidden some birthday

fudge in the

hedge by the

bridge, so the

podgy

badger won’t find out what he’s got. I’ve

lodged it behind the

ledge, where I

nudged it in. Now I need to find a

badge to give to him, which I’ve been trying to

dodge getting.

.

I found some fudge (by a son aged 6 and three quarters)

I found some

fudge near the

hedge by the

bridge next to the

podgy

badger in his

lodge by his

ledge which I

nudged a

badge which I didn’t

dodge getting.

.

Sweet Dreams (by a husband aged 38 and a third)

I like to gamble for

fudge. I

hedge my bets on the game of

bridge but I watch the

podgy

badger

lodge his stake with the bookie on the

ledge. One

nudge of the fruit machine earns me my lucky

badge. But I

dodge fortune in my remaining confectionery wagers.

.

NB Spellings will always be written in the order that they have been given.

originally posted on the 18th April 2012