Be my Valentine : Spellings for a daughter aged 10

You’re really quite something. Your cunning

technique has

exhausted me, left me weak, particularly the

levitating bit. It’s hard to

believe you did it, git!! But I

checked with bloke down the pub who confirmed it actually

happened. Anyway a bet’s a bet. We will all wear that specially made

jewellery on the 14^th

February- The one that says ‘I love swelling and

fattening hearts, then piercing them till they deflate and smart-
                                                                                Be my Valentine!!’

I'm too scared to play chess.