Lamb on a Limb : Spellings for a son aged 6 (part 16)

Like a

lamb on a

limb, he had acted real dim. No need to put a fine tooth

comb through the flat. My eyes started to

climb his remains. There was the telling fag ash

crumb on his chops - no use acting

dumb Mr Corpse! The

thumb is on the other foot now and it’s clearly beyond

numb. He was the
plumber turned

bomber and now was gonna, smoking as he’d turned on the tap.

She Knows : Spellings for a son aged 6 (part 15)

Please step away from this filth!!
Close this computer down, as these spellings are starting to

tease with frank

ease and mega portion of triple love

cheese. Take a

pause

because otherwise blindness will strike. I will make a diverting

noise like a cat when this unfortunately does happen and thus

browse your

blouse without permission.

I think she knows!!


Response from Richard Austen

Please don't
close the door on me when I
tease your brother about the
ease with which he sells
cheese to the ladies. Instead,
pause
because the
noise he makes when he remonstrates gives me time to
browse the contents of your
blouse.
She must know